#they’re collectibles

[cod-dump]

Graves: Is John actually your type or were you two just the only ones putting up with each other?

Nik: No, he is exactly my type. I have a checklist, see?

Graves: Wow okay. Blue eyes, dimples, confident leader--what the hell is a grabbable waist? And why are the first three checked off?

Nik: Would you like me to show you how I test the last one?

Graves:

Nik: :)

~later~

Price: Tell me that didn't work on you.

Graves: It was scarily effective.

Nik: Now I have matching set!

[lokutofu]

I hope everyone can tell them apart now!

[shiny-eyed-corvid]

an assortment of things I found on the ground at Ren Faire this weekend

[pucksandpower]

You could tell me that this is straight out of a social media AU and I would believe you … but somehow it’s actually real 😭

[anxi04]

give me a damian and tim who act like they hate each other but they’re just constantly on the same wavelength

they’re not allowed to patrol together cause criminals start ending up even more traumatized than before. tim makes the plans and damian executes them FLAWLESSLY

their missions together end with a blown up building, a flawlessly completed mission (even with said blown up building), damian with a new stray, and tim with a new criminal connection. also with damian trying to stab tim who’s paying for their ice cream instead of going back to the cave for their report

[remxedmoon]

yeah ok buddy

joke stolen from this post 🩶

[wishchip106]

they’re playing mermaids

in the public fountain 😁

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

[chinelacanta]

i just know he’d be a really awkward but supportive dad (< delusional)

[shrugsinchinese]

Silly comic I started LAST winter that’s pretty ooc now cause of the new episodes haha

I just wanted to play with silly dnd fashion so here u go

[sirazaroff]

Crosshares Off-roading

(there is smut if you’d like to skip)

[fonmythenmetz]

Sith Apprentice

[thelesbianthespianposts]

bored, have some of my favorite animorphs quotes

[moghedien]

Shallan will find out that Jasnah Kholin has been waiting outside of her hospital room for days, forsaking all of her research just so that she could visit Shallan the second she was allowed to do so, and she’ll still be like “Jasnah probably actually hates me 😔”

[dearestgentlereaders]

lord and lady whistledown 🤍

[mydirtyvalentine]

another day, another 24hrs spent in grief over that podcast priest